1879-1935, American Humorist, Actor
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
Will Rogers – [Praise]

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
Will Rogers – [Nudity]

I never met a man I didn't like.
Will Rogers – [Affection]

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
Will Rogers – [Politicians and Politics]

I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
Will Rogers – [Giving]

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Will Rogers – [Politicians and Politics]

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers – [Stupidity]

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
Will Rogers – [Truth]

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
Will Rogers – [Movies]

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.
Will Rogers – [Life and Living]

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
Will Rogers – [Taxes and Taxation]

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.
Will Rogers – [Marriage]

It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
Will Rogers – [Humankind]

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Will Rogers – [Worth]

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Will Rogers – [Liberty]

Lord, let me live until I die.
Will Rogers – [Famous Last Words]

Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.
Will Rogers – [Virtue]

My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
Will Rogers – [Ancestry]

No party is as bad as its leaders.
Will Rogers – [Politicians and Politics]

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials.
Will Rogers – [Advertising]

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