1913-1980, Irish Humorist
From my earliest days I have enjoyed an attractive impediment in my speech. I have never permitted the use of the word ''stammer.'' I can't say it myself.
Patrick Campbell – [Speech]


The deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-lounge.
Patrick Campbell – [Marriage]


There can be a fundamental gulf of gracelessness in a human heart which neither our love nor our courage can bridge.
Patrick Campbell – [Grace]