A good wife and health is a mans best wealth.

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.

A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.

A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a rouT to retire upon.

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

A woman asking ''Am I good? Am I satisfied?'' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.

Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do… but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

He will hold thee, when his passion shall have spent its novel force, something better than his dog, a little dearer than his horse.

He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

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