1881-1975, British Novelist
Flowers are happy things.
Sir P(elham) G(renville) Wodehouse – [Flowers]
He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say ''when!''
Sir P(elham) G(renville) Wodehouse – [Dress]
It is good rule in life to never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Sir P(elham) G(renville) Wodehouse – [Excuses]
Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse.
Sir P(elham) G(renville) Wodehouse – [Marriage]