'Tis better to understand, than to be understood.
Anonymous – [Understanding]
A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids cry themselves to sleep.
Anonymous – [Baby Sitters]
A bad conscience has a very good memory
Anonymous – [Conscience]
A bar of iron costs $5, made into horseshoes its worth is $12, made into needles its worth is $3500, made into balance springs for watches, its worth is $300, 000. Your own value is determined also by what you are able to make of yourself.
Anonymous – [Self-worth]
A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate Who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away.
Anonymous – [Baseball]
A big man has no time really to do anything but just sit and be big.
Anonymous – [Heroes and Heroism]
A bore is a man who has nothing to say and says it anyway.
Anonymous – [Bores and Boredom]
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
Anonymous – [Animals]
A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee.
Anonymous – [Committees and Meetings]
A careful inventory of all your past experiences may disclose the startling fact that everything has happened for the best.
Anonymous – [Experience]
A cemetery is the only place where people don't try to keep up with the Joneses.
Anonymous – [Cemeteries]
A Christian is like a tea bag — he's not worth much until he's been through some hot water.
Anonymous – [Difficulties]
A civilized society that can no longer feel outrage, can no longer be civilized.
Anonymous – [Society]
A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals.
Anonymous – [Relatives]
A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed, it feels an impulsion… .this is the place to go now. But the sky knows the reason and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons.
Anonymous – [Potential]
A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
Anonymous – [Chance]
A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it.
Anonymous – [Education]
A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Anonymous – [Committees and Meetings]
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
Anonymous – [Committees and Meetings]
A committee is a group of the unwilling chosen form the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Anonymous – [Committees and Meetings]