1933-, British-born American Humorist © Ashleigh Brilliant, used here by special permission. All rights reserved (http://www.ashleighbrilliant.com)
A good friend is worth pursuing… but why would a good friend be running away?
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Friends and Friendship]
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Power]
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Action]
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Understanding]
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Patience]
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Corruption]
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Life and Living]
Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Luck]
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Information]
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Lies and Lying]
Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Books and Reading]
Sometimes I need what only you can provide, your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Absence]
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Opinions]
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Excellence]
What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Conflict]
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Life and Living]