1933-, British-born American Humorist © Ashleigh Brilliant, used here by special permission. All rights reserved (http://www.ashleighbrilliant.com)
A good friend is worth pursuing… but why would a good friend be running away?
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Friends and Friendship]

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Power]

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Action]

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Understanding]

I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Patience]

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Corruption]

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Life and Living]

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Luck]

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Information]

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Lies and Lying]

Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Books and Reading]

Sometimes I need what only you can provide, your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Absence]

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Opinions]

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Excellence]

What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Conflict]

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
Ashleigh Brilliant – [Life and Living]